Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course — the distance between your ears.

~Bobby Jones

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

~Arnold Palmer

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose ~Gerald Ford

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

~Pete Dye